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This is the text only version of The Gag insert to Ragged Edge magazine.

 

Share-a-Smile Bendy meets The Medicine Man!

Share-a-Smile Bendy is a two-headed smiley-face guy. He's yellow, flat, sexless and cheerful.

The Medicine Man's receptionist greets Bend, saying, "MR. BENDY, THE MEDICINE MAN WILL SEE YOU NOW."

It was Bendy's incurable optimism that led him in search of a cure... down the tollway of life to the medicine man.

Bendy greets the great man, saying, "What's up, doc?" The doctor says, "Come in. Sit down. I've got some shocking news.!"

Now, at last, bendy would have what all of us must if we are to be cured... THE DIAGNOSIS !

The Doctor levels with Bendy: "You appear to have every symptom of every disability known to medical science. We must have more tests!"

Now we see the Medicine Man administering tests. The panel's caption says, "Medicine is making great strides in its fight against disability. But sometimes all of its power is helpless!" The doctor is saying, "As I feared! He's too far gone! If only we could have ... operated!"

Next morning, we're in the operating room. The Doctor says, "scalpel!" The nurse says, "Scalpel!"

Time has passed. In the next panel, here's the receptionist again, saying, "Dr. Barbie will see you for your post-op checkup."

A happy ending? Doctor Barbie Dahl holds her stethoscope and her big tits to Bendy's chest. He says, ":ook ma! I'M CURED! "

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